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When I normally write anything for Study Breaks, I usually like to begin with an anecdote about my parents or my boyfriend, but any anecdote here feels sort of inappropriate, and perhaps that’s because I’m too afraid to admit how old I was when I first looked at porn (the answer is probably too young to be looking at porn, but my parents had the Playboy channel and no parental locks on the television).

For boys, looking at porn is sort of like a rite of passage, especially if it’s a creepy cousin or a reckless older brother or just a killer friend who’s showing them the porn for the very first time. But for girls, no such “rite of passage” exists. Maybe that’s because girls don’t seek out porn like boys do.

Or even it’s since the majority of porn is geared toward men, so straight girls are automatically alienated from it. Or perhaps it’s because the women in professional porn usually be outrageous within their looks, that may be a bit intimidating, specifically for a teenage girl. I don’t know.

But what I do know is that porn has a bad reputation. I also realize that, more often than not, the man-woman-porn relationship exists without an agreeable midpoint.

The lady is scandalized that their husband or adult material (pop over here) boyfriend is looking at porn, and the husband or boyfriend is frantically clearing their phone history so no one knows they were spanking it to a MILF doing it with her own stiletto heel (or, you know, the stick shift in a manual car because why the hell not?).

Sure, porn has some obvious cons. Without focusing on all the crazy shit you can find on the web - the snuff films, bizarre happenings with horses, the dreaded Czech porn (don’t Google it. Don’t look-at it. It’s one rough neck grab away from being coercion porn) - the cons list gets a lot smaller. But I think the largest problem with porn is that it sets unrealistic expectations for sex. a problem that I suspect might be more or less solvable once you have disappointing, real life sex.

Or perhaps the biggest problem isn’t “unrealistic expectations” at all. Maybe it’s that watching porn isn’t all that bad, but enough people aren’t talking about it because everyone is too busy being ashamed or embarrassed or upset over something that’s as normal as needing to poo after having a smoke and a coffee.

Consequently, stop being ashamed and/or upset. Whip out that cell phone, tune in to your favorite porn webpage, make certain your smart phone isn’t streaming to the family TV, and take pleasure in the advantages of pornography.

Porn As A Learning Tool: Oral Sex
I’ll preface this section by saying you may learn a whole lot of bad things from porn. Not every woman wants her rear slapped or her hair pulled, and not every lady wants your erection and/or balls smacking her in the face. Then again, not every man wants a chick using 90 percent of her molars during a blow job. I know that the guy on screen is “enjoying” it, but he’s got some dead wood down there from years of professional practice.

What can you learn from porn?

Men, it may not be your “thing,” but if you seek out videos of men going down on their ladies, you will undoubtedly learn some nifty techniques.

In porn, the camera is almost always going to be on the girl’s vagina or her face. Most guy-going-down-on-girl videos provide the correct angle to find out both his technique - how he’s using his tongue (whether it’s flat or rigid, if he’s using just the tip, etc.) and fingers - and the, uh… “inner workings” of her vagina. Because of this, if you don’t know where (or what) a clitoris is, these kinds of videos are a good beginning.

Women, it may not be your “thing,” either, but men always want blow jobs. And if you hate giving blow jobs, and I think a whole lot of women do hate it, learn how to do it well so you may blow his mind for five minutes. For some straight men, in the event the option is between “receive a killer BJ for a couple of minutes” and “receive no BJ,” they’re going to almost always pick the first one.

Because of this, get on that internet machine and look up BJ videos. Don’t read Cosmo. Don’t go to Women’s Health. Go straight to porn - particularly videos of a chick blowing a guy.

Why? Let me put it like this. Do you want your man going to Men’s Well being as well as Super Big Man Fast Car Sexy Chick Explosion magazine for advice on pleasing your naughty bits? I personally don’t want John Cena or John Stamos or really anyone named John, because John is a boring ass name, giving my boyfriend advice regarding how to perform oral. Similarly, your man doesn't want your BJ tips to come from a woman.

I understand that that last statement is a bit problematic because I’m a woman giving other women BJ tips. So … your man isn't going to want your BJ tips to come from a woman unless that woman is telling you to go watch BJ porn.